I'm sure I didn't invent this joke, but i thought of it myself.

What doesn't...

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Who was the most...

Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!

What do you call...

A lickalotopuss.

How can you tell...

It has 9 tentacles.

What do you get...

I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm.

Who was the most...

Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!

What do you call...

A lickalotopuss.

How can you tell...

It has 9 tentacles.

What do you get...

I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm.

A guy walks into...

He orders a couple of beers, and after a few moments the bartender, head...

What do you call...

A lickalotopuss.

How can you tell...

It has 9 tentacles.

What do you get...

I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm.

A guy walks into...

He orders a couple of beers, and after a few moments the bartender, head...

Parenthood Tests

MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands...

How can you tell...

It has 9 tentacles.

What do you get...

I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm.

A guy walks into...

He orders a couple of beers, and after a few moments the bartender, head...

Parenthood Tests

MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands...

A few I picked up...

JOKES! A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "five...

What do you get...

I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm.

A guy walks into...

He orders a couple of beers, and after a few moments the bartender, head...

Parenthood Tests

MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands...

A few I picked up...

JOKES! A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "five...

What do you call...

Octopied

A guy walks into...

He orders a couple of beers, and after a few moments the bartender, head...

Parenthood Tests

MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands...

A few I picked up...

JOKES! A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "five...

What do you call...

Octopied

Musical Octopus

A guy walks into a bar carrying a very talented octopus. He says as much to...

Parenthood Tests

MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands...

A few I picked up...

JOKES! A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "five...

What do you call...

Octopied

Musical Octopus

A guy walks into a bar carrying a very talented octopus. He says as much to...

A few I picked up...

JOKES! A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "five...

What do you call...

Octopied

Musical Octopus

A guy walks into a bar carrying a very talented octopus. He says as much to...

What do you call...

Octopied

Musical Octopus

A guy walks into a bar carrying a very talented octopus. He says as much to...

What doesn't...

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Musical Octopus

A guy walks into a bar carrying a very talented octopus. He says as much to...

What doesn't...

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Who was the most...

Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!

I'm sure I didn't invent this joke, but i thought of it myself.

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