• My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog.

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One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

Would you rather...

Scenario 1: When you reach the most enjoyable point in your life. A crane...

The pirate and...

A sailor walks into a bar and sees a pirate with a peg leg, a hook hand and...

What does Britain...

Both have been fucked by David Cameron.

A man walks into...

The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the...

Three surgeons...

...are discussing what kinds of patients are the easiest for operations. The...

Redneck Sex...

One day Ma and pa were sitting on the porch, when Pa said to Ma junior's 21...

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Hello Lips,Tits and Ass!

Amazing

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender if he'd pay the...

Did I eat that?

A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash. She sits...