An old man visits his doctor for a full check up. His doctor asks for a sperm sample, and hands him a plastic cup to take home.
When he gets home he tries, with no luck, so he swaps to his left hand. Still no luck.
He calls his wife Edith over to help. She tries too, and with her left hand, and even with her mouth. But nothing works.
Finally after having exhausting all options they call their neighbour Margaret over, and even she couldn't get the lid off.
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