A guy goes to the doctor for his usual checkup.

The doctor asks "Any drug, tobacco, or alcohol use recently?"

The man replies "No, but I vape."

The doctor says" That's convenient, I was going to ask if you have had any sextual activity recently as well but you answered my question already!"

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