DOCTOR TO PATIENT JOKE
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ...
Doctor Jokes
A man goes to the doctor with a big, round, orange head.
*A man goes to the doctor with a big, round, or...
My girlfriend just got a job as a circumcision doctor
The base pay isn't the best but boy does she ge...
So, I went to the doctor the other day...
Prostate cancer runs in my family, so I thought...
A Man Gets A Phone Call About His Wife Being In A Car Crash
A man gets a phone call. He finds out his wife'...
Husband, Wife and Doctor Joke
Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here ...
Doctor Patient 2
Doctor:What happened to you ?
PATIENT:I am goin...
Joke :Doctor patient joke
Patient: What is the cost of plastic
surger...
Why did butcher and doctor both have go to same bar?
meat cleaver or outside they both drink bar alc...
I was diagnosed with ADHD last week.
But my doctor sa
So this doctor walks into a bar and he orders a beer...
**Feminist:** Why isn’t the doctor a woman? Doe...
My doctor told me that I have to stop masturbating!
Because otherwise he can't do his medical exami...
According to my doctor it would be best for my health to stay away from trans fats
I'm really gonna miss Tumblr.
6 months ago my doctor gave me 6 months to live.
But when I couldn't pay my bill today, he decid...
A Polish man goes to the eye doctor...
A Polish man goes to the eye doctor. The bottom...
I caught a disease on my trip to Sparta...
The doctor says I have Leonitis
Bones - joke
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1...
Bad news and very bad news - Joke
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad ...
Vaping [sorta kinda nsfw]
*at the doctors*
Doctor: Do you do any drugs
Hi...
A young woman starts choking on her seafood at a restaurant.
The man behind her says "Stand back! I'm a doct...
A mechanical engineer who was unemployed for 5 years decided to open a medical clinic.
A mechanical engineer who was unemployed for 5 ...
A guy tells his doctor "I have a good pee every morning at 7..
"And a good bowel movement at 8." Doctor says "...
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut...
My doctor says I have the resting heart rate of an Olympic athlete,
after they won the 100m.