*A man goes to the doctor with a big, round, orange head*
**Doctor:** How on Earth did this happen?
**Man:** Well. I was walking along the beach one night when I came across a magic lamp, I rubbed it and a genie came out and he said he'd give me 3 wishes.
**Doctor:** What was your first wish?
**Man:** Well first I asked for a loving and caring wife who would stick by me through everything.
**Doctor:** And did your wish come true?
**Man:** Yeah, she's outside waiting for me.
**Doctor:** What was your second wish?
**Man:** I asked to be rich and famous.
**Doctor:** And did that come true?
**Man:** Yes. I'm known all over the world now. It's a great life.
**Doctor:** And what was your third wish?
**Man:** Well.. Then I just asked for a big, round, orange head.
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