So, I went to the doctor the other day...

Prostate cancer runs in my family, so I thought it was about time to pay a visit to the doctor to get myself checked.

After the doctor checked my blood pressure and heart rate, he donned the rubber glove and began to check my prostate. Mid way through the procedure, he says in a concerned tone "I'm sorry, sir, but you're going to need to stop masturbating."

Confused, I enquired as to why.

"Because I'm trying to examine you" he replied.

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