A man gets a phone call. He finds out his wife's been in a bad car accident.
He rushes to the hospital and the doctor says: "Look I got bad news, it was a horrifying accident ; your wife will be crippled from the neck down, you'll have to feed and bathe her, you'll have to continually clear out her every orifice, and you're gonna have to change her because she has no control over her bladder...".
The man starts crying hysterically : "I can't believe this, this is horrible...".
The doctor starts chuckling and says: "I'm just ***ing with you, she's dead!"
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