Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

No longer an adult


I am hereby officially tendering my resignatio...

Work in the dark


A doctor of psychology was doing his normal mo...

"Doctor, f�jese que no puedo


"Doctor, f�jese que no puedo controlar el hace...

Political Correctness at it's Worst


Some excerpts from the Quarterly Review of Dou...

One way ticket to Mars


NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent...

The old Doctor & the young Doctor


One Day this old doctor decided he wanted to r...

Three doctors are waiting for St. Peter at...


Three doctors are waiting for St. Peter at th...

New Baby


An old country doctor went way out to the boon...

Quack, Quack


There was this city doctor who started a pract...

A pipe


A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a ...

I'm Invisible


Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible...

Actual Accident Summaries


The following are actual statements found on i...

I Tried!


A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tre...

Tricky Questions


Jon and Dan were in a mental institution.


T...

Senility


An old guy went to his doctor and said, "Doc, ...

Whats for Dinner


A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk a...

Suicide Blonde


A blonde hurries into the emergency room late ...

Green Circles


This woman walked into a doctors office saying...

Signs that you may be a drunk!


*** Signs that you "just might" have a drinkin...

Someone Under the Be


Shakey went to a psychiatrist."Doc," he said, ...

Canoe


There were three guys traveling in Africa, a F...

april fools!


a lady was giving birth to a baby on the kitch...

Shot To The Heart


Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was ...

Blonde Diet


There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. S...

The man of the house


A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatr...