Canoe

There were three guys traveling in Africa, a Frenchman, Japanese, and an
American. They are captured by a tribe of fierce headhunters. The witch doctor
says to them, "we are going to slaughter you, but you might take some comfort in
the fact that we don't believe in waste here and that therefore every part of
your body will go to some use. We will weave baskets out of your hair, we will
render your bones for glue, and we will tan your skin and stretch it over wooden
frames for canoes. Now we are going to allow you an honorable death, so I will
give you each a knife and allow you to say some last words before killing
yourselves."
The Japanese guy yells "banzai!" and commits hari-kari.
The French guy yells "vive la France!" and slits his throat.
then the American guy takes the knife, pokes holes all over his body, and
yells, "there's your f****** canoe!"