Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Redneck Medical Terms


Benign..........................What you be af...

Don't worry


"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneum...

Shot To The Heart


Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was ...

Doc, it hurts all over


A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch ...

Yo mama's so Fat


Yo' mama so fat, her doctor said she had a fle...

Saran Wrap


A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office weari...

Cheap Advice


Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said,...

Entra un tipo a la


Entra un tipo a la sala del doctor y dice: "Do...

An Unusual Vet


There was once an aspiring veterinarian who pu...

Daddy's job


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

Rotten Cherry


There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly ge...

Golf Clubs Remedy


A Texas millionaire had fallen ill. The doctor...

The Gynecologist's Glasses


Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor?...

Labour Pains


A married couple went to he hospital to have t...

I'm Suffering, D


The man told his doctor he wasn't able to do a...

Taking Sides


There was a man who got into a car accident. H...

Lab Results


An old man goes to see the doctor and gets som...

Fast Treatment


A woman went to the doctors office, where she ...

Male & Female Brains


One day a group of husbands and wives went to ...

Why cry?


Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. ...

Fat guy


There was a man having problems with his kidne...

Rabies attack


The tough businessman was feeling very ill and...

Call the Vet


A veterinarian had had a really rough day at h...

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor...


A blonde was terribly overweight, so her docto...

My Call


A doctor rushed out of his study room. "Get me...