Suicide Blonde

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the
tip of her index finger shot off.


"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.


"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.


"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by
shooting your finger off?"


"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest,
and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants,
I'm not shooting myself in the chest."


"So then?" asked the doctor.


"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid
$3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself
in the mouth."


"So then?"


"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to
make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I
pulled the trigger."