The man told his doctor he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what's wrong with me.""Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "You're just a plain old lazy fart.""Thank You." said the man."Now give me the medical term, so I can tell my wife!"
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