Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test.
The doctor asks the first old man, "What is three times three?"
"It's 274", the first man replies.
The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "Your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday", replies the second man.
The doctor sadly says to the third man, "OK, your turn. What's three times three?"
"Nine", says the third man.
"Yes!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple", says the third man. "I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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