Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

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Computer Diagnosis


One day Bill complained to his friend that his...

Dr's visit


During a patient's two week follow-up appointm...

Suture self


Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operatio...

After surgery


As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesi...

A un m�dico se le


A un m�dico se le descompone el coche en una n...

She peed on her corn flakes.


Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told...

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A Priest, Doctor and Engineer

There are three fellas golfing together, a prie...

Something Never to Say to a Patient


Doctor: Take one of these everyday for the res...

Gas Attack


There was once a very prim and proper older la...

Inmates at a Baseball Game


A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take ...

Well endowed


They had been having a few beers at the bar to...

A Disease


A young man went to a party and met a very att...

What's With These Guys?


A priest, a doctor and an engineer were gettin...

Blonde Miracle Diet


An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for ...

Grand Delusions


When the new patient was settled comfortably o...

An Old Man's Dying Request


An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doc...

Call on an Expert


Little Johnny was playing with his father's wa...

Keeping fit


An overweight blonde went to see her doctor fo...

Memory Doctor


As my elderly aunt and uncle strolled downtown...

Why Gynecology?


A young doctor just out of medical school anno...

Eating Problem


A man walks into a Doctors office. He has a cu...

Get Dirty


A man goes to the doctor and gets a check up. ...

Un tipo tiene un dolor


Un tipo tiene un dolor insoportable en el test...