A blonde walks into a doctors office with a gunshot wound in her hand.
The doctor asks, "How did this happen?"
She replies, "Well, I was trying to commit suicide. I stuck the gun to my head and then...just before I pulled the trigger... I thought, this is going to be loud. So I covered my other ear before pulling the trigger"
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