Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Signs you've almost had enough to drink


- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.- ...

Doctor's Appointment


One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the h...

Reject?


A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the ...

300% impotent


A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that h...

Don't want anymore children!


A youngish man goes to the doctor and tells hi...

Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!


An old man and an old lady went in the doctor'...

Expert Advice


A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party....

A grade school teacher


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

Sick Hick


A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the d...

Not BAAAAD


A man needing a heart transplant is told by hi...

Looking


A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall ...

Bulgy Protrudy Is Wh


This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and ...

A deadly wife


A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor'...

Sleep Better


An elderly woman went into the doctor's office...

Mars trip


NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent...

How True Doc...


A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live...

Lawyer quickies 5


Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An i...

Ski Season


Ski season is here! Hence, the following list ...

Going Nuts


A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take ...

Naming children


A pregnant woman from Virginia was involved in...

Computer doctor


One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My el...

Memory Pills


Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to...

I had to call the doctor


A guy walks into work, and both of his ears ar...

A Dose of HMO's


A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an...

witch doctor cures male problems


After a few years of married life , this guy f...