Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Cool REAL Signs!


At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)
"Best Place...

One day Jim complained to


One day Jim complained to his friend, "My elbo...

Just because a doctor has


Just because a doctor has a name for your cond...

Un italiano est� en el


Un italiano est� en el hospital esperando a qu...

Entra un tipo a una


Entra un tipo a una farmacia y dice:


"Deme u...

Howard the vet


Howard was feeling guilty all day long. No mat...

La mam� de Pepito estaba


La mam� de Pepito estaba a punto de tener un h...

Blonde History Lesson.


A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde g...

After a bad accident


Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? ...

Doctor's Orders


A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor'...

Innocent Giving


Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 ...

Un hombre mayor va al


Un hombre mayor va al m�dico porque ya no rind...

Funeral Story


A famous heart specialist doctor died and ever...

50 actual newspaper headings


(collected by actual journalists)


1. Someth...

Knock Knock 50


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor!
Doctor who...

Redneck Birth Control


After having their 11th child, a Kentucky coup...

It's Framed!


A man decides to take the opportunity while hi...

Countdown


A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to ...

Overweight Pills


I recently went to the doctor for a check-up, ...

Knock Knock 129


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Miniature!
Miniatu...

automatic tampon remover


There was this guy at a baseball game, and he ...

Silly People


Man : Doctor, so are you sure if I take thes...

Artist Beware!!


An artist asked the gallery owner if there had...

Dwarf Problems


A little dwarf lady goes into her doctor's off...

Bad Breath


A Soviet emigre is forced to seek doctor's adv...