Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Experimental birth


A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. ...

This is her husband


A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My w...

New baby somantics


A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a...

Husbands Dying Wish


A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. Th...

Welfare Statements


For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are mad...

American Technology


A group of doctors were at a convention in swi...

Ticklish Tongue


Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to ...

Plastic Wrap


This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wear...

Whats Your Father Do?


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

We need to help these people


A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene ...

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME


--A centerpiece for the table should never be ...

Please kiss me


Doctor, doctor, please kiss me," says the pati...

The vet


A doctor lies next to his patient, his mind wr...

The Kid n' Da Quarter


A dad walks into a market followed by his ten-...

Autopsies


Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you perform...

Women


a few jokes for your enjoyment:


one day, a b...

Man in hospital bed


A man lying in a hospital bed when the doctor ...

Doctor, Doctor!


A distraught patient phoned her doctor's offic...

Lip Stick Remover


There was a man who woke up one morning with a...

Looking back on photos


The children had all been photographed, and th...

Stopping the Spread


The family doctor was checking on Jill and her...

Big Memory Problem


Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory probl...

A Fart Smeller or A


There's a woman that has a big problem when it...

Post Turtle Presiden


While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 9...

What's for Dinner?


A concerned husband goes to see the family doc...