The family doctor was checking on Jill and her four small children, one of whom he was treating for a cold."Have you taken every precaution to prevent spread of contagion in your family?" he asked."Absolutely, Doctor," replied Jill earnestly."We've even bought a sanitary cup, and we all drink from it."
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