This joke is visual and is best told while making gestures which I'll put in parentheses.
A man goes in to the doctor for a rectal exam. The doc tells the guy to turn around and disrobe. "Don't worry, it'll be over in just a sec.".
The patient is obviously nervous as he undresses and turns around. "I've never had anything like this done before and I'm kind of nervous"
"Don't worry, now you're going to feel a little pressure as I put in my thumb...", the man feeling the pressure at this point winces and is obviously nervous.
"It's ok, it's ok.. Lets try changing the subject", says the doctor-- "Wanna see a magic trick?"
"uum sure" says the patient, trying to ignore the pressure in his backside.
"TA DAH!" the doc says (leaning over the patient and holding up both thumbs)
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