A lawyer and a doctor walk into a bar

They see a man suffocating and the doctor says "hey, if I save this guy can I legally ask him to pay me afterwards?". The lawyer says "why can't you just do it for free? Have you no consideration!"?

http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/_/dict.aspx?rd=1&word=consideration

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