A man goes in for his annual physical...

...and gets called into the examination room. The doctor looks at his chart and tells him, "Okay, I'm going to need a urine, stool and sperm sample."

The man looks at his watch and says, "Geez doc, I'm in kind of a hurry. Can I just leave you my underwear?"

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