I can't keep a steady job!

I worked in an orange juice factory but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
I worked in the woods as a lumber jack but I just couldn’t hack it. They gave me the ax.
I worked as a tailor but I wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
I worked in a muffler factory but it was too exhausting.
I attempted to be a deli worker but any way I sliced it I couldn’t cut the mustard.
I worked as a musician but I found out I wasn’t note worthy.
I worked as a doctor but I didn’t have any patience.
I became a professional fisherman but I found out I couldn’t live on my net income.
I worked as a pool maintenance worker but it was too draining.
I worked at the zoo, feeding giraffes, but I wasn’t up to it.
I worked as a historian but found out that there’s no future in that.
I worked at Starbucks but I quit because it was always the same old grind.