... and says "Doctor, you have to help me. Every night, I'm having these awful dreams. One night, I dream I am a teepee. The next night, I dream I'm a wigwam. Teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigman... it never ends!"
The doctor pauses, then says "I think you're two tents."
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