A patient visits his doctor.
Doc: "I have a good news and a bad news."
Patient: "What's the good news?"
Doc: "You have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "WHAT THE HELL'S THE BAD NEWS!??!"
Doc: "I forgot to tell you yesterday"
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