A woman was feelin' some pinchin' pains in her "you know what."
So she went to a doctor and said, "I have pains. What are they?"
The doctor said, "Honey, you've got crabs."
The girl said, "How could that be? I'm a virgin."
The doctor repeated, "Believe me, you've got crabs."
She went to another doctor and he said the same thing.
However, the third doctor she went to had a different diagnosis.
He said, "Honey, you don't have crabs! Your cherries are rotten!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited dolly04
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