Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Jewish Mother Joke


And it came to pass that an openly Jewish man ...

Signs You've Had Enough to Drink


- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
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Globalization


INTERNATIONAL THINKING AT ITS BEST!


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Get Dirty


A man goes to the doctor and gets a check up. ...

Doctor vs. Mechanic


Morris was removing some engine valves from a ...

Having a baby at 80


An 80-year-old man is having his annual checku...

Lipstick Or...?


Two guys are at the doctor's office, each has ...

Surgeon Vs Mechanic


Morris was removing some engine valves from a ...

Helping a blond lose weight


A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her...

Deep Cuts


Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third op...

3 Docs at heavans gate!


Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter ask...

The overweight blonde.


A blonde was terribly overweight, so her docto...

Doctor's Visit


Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. ...

Arkansas Couple


After having their 10th child, an Arkansas cou...

Insurance


A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old...

Hab�a una vez un joven


Hab�a una vez un joven doctor reci�n titulado,...

Psychiatrist's Best Friend


A man walked into the office of the eminent ps...

The Baby and the KY Jelly


A frantic mother called her pediatrician at tw...

Daddy's job


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

Can't See


Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about...

Signs That You are Truely Drunk


You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You...

Powerfull crisps


patient#1:i ate so many bags of crisps i was s...

There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head...


There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head i...

The blonde at the doctor's


This blonde goes to the doctor, the doctor ask...

Playing Doctor


Morris complained to his friend Irving, that l...