He could not find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a board outside.. get treatment for $50, if not treated get back $100.
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $100 and goes to clinic.
Doctor : I have lost taste in eating
Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.
Patient (Doctor) : This is Petrol
Engineer : Congrats.. you got your taste back ..give me $50
Doctor gets annoyed, goes back after some days to recover his money
Doctor : I have lost my memory, can not remember anything
Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.
Doctor : But this medicine for taste of the tongue
Engineer : congrats. you got your memory back.. give my fees $50.
Doctor goes back angrily and comes back after some days
Doctor : My eyesight is become weak.
Engineer : Well I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $100
Doctor : But this is $50 Note
Engineer : Congrats .. you got back your eyesight .. give my fees $50
Doctor shocks...Engineer Rocks..!!!
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