So a lawyer, a doctor and an accountant are in a class. The professor writes 2+2=? On the board and asks all three of them what the answer is.
The lawyer says "well it's four"
The doctor says "if we take away the plus sign we can push both two's together to make twenty two"
And the accountant looks at the question for a while, then says "well what do you want it to be?"
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