The doctor comes in and the dying man asks him, "Am I going to die doctor?" The doctor replies "No. Curiously it is your lack of income that has saved you." The man exclaims "Really!? But, how??" The Doctor responds "Well you see, private patients can die almost immediately. But there's a 3 year waiting list on the NHS!"
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