Two doctors we're having lunch one day, when one says to the other...

Doctor 1: "You should be ashamed of yourself. What you're doing isn't right, sleeping with your patients."

Doctor 2: "Why? You're such a hypocrite. You sleep with your patients as well."

Doctor 1: "You're a veterinarian!"

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