Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

The Prognosis


The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to...

More Doctor's notes


One day I had to be the bearer of bad news whe...

PEE PEE SAMPLE


An old man an his wife were going to the docte...

The Dead Dog


There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved...

Being faithful?


Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th weddi...

Birth Control


An elderly woman went into the doctor's office...

Being a doctor is easier then being an engineer,...


Being a doctor is easier then being an enginee...

Old Folks Honeymoon


Two elderly gentlemen were having coffee in th...

Un ni�o entra al consultorio


Un ni�o entra al consultorio de un ginec�logo ...

Un se�or va al m�dico


Un se�or va al m�dico con cara de amargado, y ...

Vasectomomy


After having their 11th child, an Alabama coup...

Helping the Doc!


An old country doctor went way out to the boon...

Lumberjack


Oly was working at the lumberyard, pushing a t...

The snake and the new glasses


A old snake goes to see his Doctor.


"Doc, I...

Forgetfulness


William's wife started noticing how forgetful ...

Sweet 16 and never...


A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the ...

Real Kids


The children had all been photographed and the...

A Rose By Any Name


There was a man who had memory loss. His wife ...

Who want's to be 100


When a grandmother was in her late eighties, s...

Cocktail Party


A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktai...

Secret Sauerkraut


A doctor started having an affair with his nur...

Monica Lewinskey went to the plastic surgeon


Monica Lewinskey went to the plastic surgeon a...

Good news bad news about our son


"Oy vey! I've got good news and bad news about...

Sexopathologist


A guy walks in to sexopathologist:
- I've liv...

Gotta Have It


The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call ...