Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Doctor, What is it??


One day, a young woman came into the doctor's ...

Doctor's Orders


A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor'...

Eating Worms


Little Johnny refused to eat. So his mother, i...

Proof you can build a better idiot!


The following are actual statements found in i...

A Trip to the Vet


If you have raised kids (or been one), and gon...

Ducks


what kind of doctor treats ducks?
a quack

Doctors Perks


Dave had felt guilty all day long. No matter h...

Birth Control


After having their 11th child, an Alabama coup...

Stuck in the fender


Moe and Lenny are strolling home from Shul one...

The snake and the new glasses


A old snake goes to see his Doctor.


"Doc, I ...

Disrobing


During her annual checkup, a well-constructed ...

Unwelcome


Bob took his Saint Bernard to the vet.


"Doct...

Old Lady With Gas


This old lady went to a doctor's office and to...

Third Opinion


Three Doctors are dicussing which types of pat...

The overweight blonde.


A blonde was terribly overweight, so her docto...

Una se�ora, ya setentona, visita


Una se�ora, ya setentona, visita al doctor, y ...

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's...


In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's w...

Brain Transplant


A patient needed a brain transplant and the do...

What Kind of Doctor?


After making love, the woman said the man, "So...

Nixon's Disease


Laura Bush goes to a new doctor in Washington ...

Your kids are going hungry


Your kids are going hungry tonight because you...

A Long Hot Bath


Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.


Just a...

The Fat Guy


An extremely obese man shows up at his doctor'...

Redneck Doctor


How can you determine that a death certificate...

Another Kitty Pill


INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL1) Pic...