Monica Lewinskey went to the plastic surgeon and said, "Doc, all the magazine
articles and newspaper articles say I'm fat. You think you can help me?" The
surgeon said, "I think I can help you but first you have to take off all your
clothes." Monica agreed and th doctor came up with a diagnosis. "I think I know
what's wrong, you look good except for those love handles." "what's wrong with
my ears?!"
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