A man goes to the doctor for incontinence.
Man: Doc, I have a problem. I keep peeing in bed in the middle of the night.
Doc: Why? What's the problem.
Man: Well, in the middle of the night, right around midnight, this little elf appears. He climbs up in my bed, goes up to my ear and asks, "Did you pee yet?" and I say "No". Then he asks me, "Well, what you are waiting for?" and that's when I pee.
Doc: Well, this is very easy. Tonight, don't do anything differently. Go to bed and when the elf shows up and asks you if you've pee'd yet, just say "yes" and the problem will be solved.
So the guy goes home and gets into bed. Right on schedule, at around midnight, the elf shows up. He climbs on the bed and whispers in the man's ear..
Elf: Did you pee yet?
Man: YES!
Elf: Did you poop?
Man: No
Elf: Well what are you waiting for?
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