Guy walks into a taxidermists with two boxes, one under each arm. He rings the bell and the owner appears and says "Yes sir, how can I help?"
"Well" says the guy "It's my two pet monkeys. They were playing football out in the street and weren't looking what they were doing and, well, they were run over by a speeding motorist and killed. I was wondering if you could take a look and maybe I could get them stuffed?"
"Sure" says the taxidermist. He takes a look in each box, scratches his chin, nods and says "Yeah I'm sure we could do something for you. Have you thought about how you would like them presented? Would you like them mounted for example?"
And the guy says "No, just holding hands would be fine."
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