Doctor's Orders

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.


After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do
the following, your husband wills surely die."


"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For
lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for
him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will
only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with
your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to
a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."


On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"


�He said you're going to die," she replied.