Laura Bush goes to a new doctor in Washington for an examination and he discovers that she has CRABS. He thinks to himself, "How am I going to tell the 1st lady that she has crabs?" After the exam he tells her to get dressed and meet him back in his office. Once there he proceeds to tell her that she has a very unusual condition. She is quite concerned and asks him what it is. He responds that she is suffering from NIXON'S DISEASE. The first lady says, "WHAT?" He again responds, "Nixon's Disease." She says, "Level with me doc, what does it mean?" He responds, "Well Mrs. Bush, to put it very bluntly, you've got bugs in your oval office!!"
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