In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's...

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor
in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist
in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the
father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see
what I am
doing."


Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the
doctor.


"Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down....I think there's yet
another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby
girl. "No,
no, don't be in a great hurry to put down that lantern... It seems there's
yet another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a
baby
girl.


"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to put down that latern...... It seems
there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor. The Redneck
scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,
"Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"