Paddy wants to lose weight so he goes to see his doctor and voice his concern. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When Paddy returns, he's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
He nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from all that skipping," replied Paddy
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