[NSFW] We need to amputate it...

A man goes to a doctor.
Man: Good morning.
Doctor: What's the problem?
The man whips out his dick.
It is all red and swollen up.
Doctor: We need to amputate it...
Man: You're crazy!
And the man leaves.
He goes to a second doctor and the same thing happens.
Finaly, at the third doctor...
Man: Good morning!
What is the problem?
He again pulls out his dick.
Man: Now tell me, do we need to amputate it?
Doctor: No.
Man: Oh thank Go-
Doctor: It will fall off by itself.