Before she can say any more, he tells her to go into the other room, strip off and lay down on the bed. When he comes in, he’s so taken with her beauty that he immediately starts to fondle her whole body.
“Don’t worry, this is quite normal,” he says. “I expect you know what I’m doing?”
“I suppose you’re checking for anything unusual,” she replies.
“That’s right,” he responds, and then quick as lightning he strips off, lays on top of her and starts making love.
“Do you know what I’m doing now?” he asks.
“Oh yes,” she replies calmly. “You’re getting herpes. That’s what I was trying to tell you earlier.”
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