The doctor gives him a clean bill of health, and sends him on his way. He returns a week later to get a second opinion. Another doctor confirms the first's findings. He comes back for a *third* rectal examination, swearing something is amiss, only to once again be given a clean bill of health. On the way out, the attending nurse says, "I have to ask: Every doctor tells you you're fine. What are you worried about?"
"Oh, it's not about my health. I just figured why pay a guy at the truck stop $100 to do it and another $1000 to keep quiet; My co-pay here is $20 and the confidentiality is free!"
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