Dirty-jokes Jokes

Dirty-jokes Jokes

Lung transplant


What's the worst part of having a lung transpl...

Milking Problem


I haven't sold one tractor all month," a tract...

Star Trek


What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet p...

Moskito and the blonde


Q. whats the difference between a moskito and ...

The Pirate


A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch...

Your Momma Is So Fat


Your momma is so fat that every time she exhal...

OJ at it Again!


O.J. was on a talk show recently and was asked...

No Frills Airlines


Nine signs you are on a No Frill Airline


1. ...

Helen Keller


Why did Helen Keller go insane?


She tried to...

Get Dirty


A man goes to the doctor and gets a check up. ...

What I'm Called?


A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, ta...

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the...


Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the cr...

This man is sitting in a bar and notices two...


This man is sitting in a bar and notices two l...

FAT people


Q:What do you call a fat person on o toilet?

...

80-Pounder


Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 4...

O.J. verdict


A man is on his way home from work one afterno...

Na a a a a ah


A traveling salesman was driving down a countr...

Bubbles


Want to hear a clean joke, Bob took a bath wit...

What I'm Called?


A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, ta...

John and Susan


John receives a phone call.


"Hello," he answ...

Wal-Mart Clerk


A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and ree...

People with no arms and no legs


What do you call a man with no arms and no leg...

Sleep time!


Q: What time is it when Michel Jaxon goes to s...

Blowing Chunks


One day a man walks into his local pub and tel...

Funny Business Signs


Quirky Business Signs


* On the door of a den...