Blowing Chunks

One day a man walks into his local pub and tells the bartender "Give me a pitcher of Coors."


The bartender says, "Wow, I bet you have had a bad day."


The man says, "Yeah, I lost my job and my wife is having an affair."


"I am sorry to hear that," the bartender replies.


The man drinks the pitcher and asks the bartender for another.


After about an hour or so he finishes that one as well. He is still feeling low so he asks for another one.


The bartender says, "Man, I think you have had enough."


The man says, "I promise you this will be the last one."


So he drinks it up and he goes home.


The next morning the man has a huge hangover and walks back to the bar.


"Man, you look worse than you did last night," the bartender says.


The man replied, "Just do me a faver and give me a pitcher of beer, just anything but Coors."


"Ok, why?" the bartender asks, "You were drinking it like water last night."


"I went home last night and blew chunks," was the reply.


"Ok, I understand, you did have a lot of alcohol last night, so it does not surprise me." quipped the keeper.


"No, No, No, Chunks is my dog!"


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman