40' Long and Stinky
What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? Li...
Dirty-jokes Jokes
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only do...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the rad...
Three Buddies
Three buddies die in a car crash. They go to h...
Constant Erection
A guy walked into the doctor's office wanting ...
How Macho Are You
Q: What's the definition of a really macho wom...
Helen Keller
Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow?
Her dog w...
Phuket Prostitute
Q: How do you recognize a prostitute from Phuk...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would...
Hoes
Why do hoes wear panties??
A: Because they a...
Untitled joke
How many quadriplegics does it take to screw i...
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially...
Early to bed, early to rise,
makes a man soci...
Obscene Commets
The company president called the chief securit...
Night tied to a tree
A farmer had advertised his farm and was showi...
Michael Jackson
How did Michael Jackson get food posioning? He...
PANTS
DOCTOR DOCTOR I THINK I NEEDE GLASSES
YOU CER...
Embarissing
q. how do you embarriss an archiologist?
A. ...
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your so ugly your aiudrilHUilHGLahdlfigaljkhli...
Man your mamas teeth
your mamas teeth are so BIG that when she snee...
It's cute
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
...
One Hole Behind
A man had to go to a strange town to be the gu...