Dirty-jokes Jokes

Dirty-jokes Jokes

Kids at Christmas


It�s the day after Christmas and two kids are ...

Cobbles


Two nuns were riding their bikes along a cobbl...

Mustard -- A Tragic


As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thi...

Baby Drink


How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the...

One-legged girl...


What do you call a girl with only one arm and ...

Scream


What's the difference between a microwave and ...

Blowing Smoke


Three little boys were sitting on the porch, w...

A good sport!


John receives a phone call.


"Hello," he answ...

Captains Red Shirt


Centuries ago when the Seas were ruled by pira...

I owe a great deal to my father. He got...


I owe a great deal to my father.
He got the ...

Erick nelson


erick nelson is so fat he has a 24 pak of hot ...

Eating Worms


Little Johnny refused to eat. So his mother, i...

Monica's Dry Clean


One day monica lewinsky walked into a dry clea...

Baked beans and their love


Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a ...

Doctors Perks


Dave had felt guilty all day long. No matter h...

The ventriloquist


A travelling ventriloquist on the road in betw...

So poor


your family is so poor that when i droped a ci...

smells good


(Q.)What does a pizza delivery guy and a gynec...

Winne the pooh


Why was piglit looking in the toilet? ...

Angels


Where do white people go when they die?,Heaven...

Blonde Vs Redhead


What's the difference between a blonde and a r...

The Left or right?


A guy has been searching through Afghanastan, ...

What do you call a bull that masturbates?...


What do you call a bull that masturbates?


B...

Verry tasty


have you ever been spit on?

How is a man like a snow fall?...


How is a man like a snow fall?


-You never kn...