Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive
blonde lady comes in and want to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice.
And she adds, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."
With that she takes off everything but her necklace and rolls the dice while
yelling, "Mama needs new clothes." Then she yells, "Yes, yes, yes!! I won,
I won, I won."
She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of the dealers. Then she
picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just
stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
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