Dirty-jokes Jokes

Dirty-jokes Jokes

Get Dirty


A man goes to the doctor and gets a check up. ...

A Panda Walks into a bar


A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the b...

boogers and broccoli


What's the difference between boogers and broc...

Teddy Bear


I lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you ins...

A Man and 3 Priests


A man walks into a department store and needs ...

Surgery


After surgery, a man wakes up drowsily in the ...

Things Just Fallin&#


This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a bu...

Date With


There was a guy named Bill and his girlfriend ...

A Dollar for Israel


A customs agent stopped an old Jewish man who ...

Evening of bridge


Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a ...

Butterhead


Q.What do you call someone when everything on ...

WATS RED AND HANGS FROM TREES??????...


WATS RED AND HANGS FROM TREES??????


A MONKEY...

Boy's underpants


What's the worst stain to try to remove from a...

Do not let young Children read this


1. Clifford the big red dog is put to sleep

Close shave


A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While t...

Hit the gym


your so FAT that you went on the scale the sca...

No arms


A man with no arms walked up to a bar and aske...

Mayor of Spokane


Jim West, the mayor of Spokane, Washington, sa...

Why do elephants have 4 feet?...


Why do elephants have 4 feet?


-Because 4 inc...

A woman never forgets the men she could have...


A woman never forgets the men she could have h...

The Kennedys


Did you hear there is a new movie out about th...

Yo Mamma


your momma is so ugly shes just ugly.

Did you hear about the guy that entered his...


Did you hear about the guy that entered his do...

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who...


The doctor looked benignly at the woman who ha...

The Blue Eye


One day, a man had an accident at work, which ...